I want your phone, wanker.

I bothered somebody about a phone and I skimmed over the post. So, I thought he was selling something he wasn't. He responded wryly. I attacked. Here's the log, in order from my initial email to the last. I am in blue text, he is in orange.

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Hey,

Do you still have the phone?

If so, do you have the original box with it?

Also, where in Western Mass are you located? 

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mob/3281022627.html

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No I don't have the original box I always throw them out because they're, in no circumstances, useful. I live in Springfield near the Eastfield mall. Please be aware that this phone is not powered by android but it has everything else

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Hey,

thanks for getting back to me and pointing out that it isn't an Android device. I misunderstood the post, I thought you were saying you had the Android one. My mistake. Sorry for bothering you.

Good evening,

~Anthony

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Np pal, for future reference I put that detail in my post but in order to see it you have to click on it and open it up.

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"I misunderstood the post, I thought you were saying you had the Android one. My mistake."

This is English for I read your post, did a bit of skimming. I apologise.

You seriously did not have to be a donkey about it. The end note there, the part where I blatantly call this MY MISTAKE, as in I take ownership for not paying more attention to the post and wasting your time, that is called owning up to personally being ignorant.

So, for future reference, you're a wanker.

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I know you realize d your mistake my friend I meant no disrespect at all. I wasn't certain if you knew or not I was looking at it as a guidance not to be sarcastic. You're apparently very intelligent I'm sorry if I sounded like I was being a donkey.

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It's cool. *brofist*

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So yeah, I thought it was pretty funny. Do you agree? YOU BETTER.